Classic Tim

I had to add a few classic Timothy moments before they leave my brain forever...

Several months ago, we had come home from work/daycare and for a reason I have now forgotten, I took my rings off in the boys' bathroom and left them there. Later on in the night, Tim was in there going to the bathroom. He comes out with big eyes and the conversation went something like this:

T: "Sorry mom."
J: "What are you talking about? What happened?"
T: "Your ring is in the toilet."
J: "WHAT?!?!"
T: "It was an accident!!!"
J: "Did you flush it?!?!?"
T: "No..."

I rush into the bathroom and lo and behold, I see the back part of the band of my WEDDING RING....under a piece of poop. That's right folks, after he "accidently" dropped my ring in the toilet, he "accidently" pooped on top of it. OMG. So I brace myself, grab it out touching as little poop as possible, and proceed to scrub my hands incessantly. Everything was OK and I was so relieved that my ring was not sailing through the sewer pipes that I wasn't even mad. But I will never understand what possessed him to poop on the ring. Ever. As long as I live.

On a less disgusting note, just this month, on three different occasions, Timothy has been randomly chatting about something or other and out of nowhere, will end his thought with a wistful, "And I love chocolate...". Hilarious. I think everyone should throw one of those into their daily conversations.

And finally, since the boys bathe together, we have had to have the conversation about which parts are private and therefore only you are allowed to touch them. Actually, we have had to have that conversation a couple times... Anyway, Tim took the conversation to heart and has now become the body part police. Last night they were getting undressed to get in the bath tub and Isaac was proudly yet crudely making his nakedness known, so Tim yells, "MOM - Isaac has his privacy out!!"